Monday, December 31, 2012

New Year's Blowout



After a delightful 5-1 start to the bowl season I found myself sitting at a mere 6-5 thanks to flop artists like UCLA. Hopefully the next few days will be kinder, if Friday's 3-0 mark is any kind of indication. The big news in the past week was Nevada's Chris Ault deciding to call it a career after 28 seasons with the Wolf Pack. Ault is a Hall of Famer and deservedly so; elements of his Pistol offense are now found in football at all levels. It's sad to see such an important figure in the sport leave.

But on to the picks! A time crunch will only allow me to preview this weekend's games. I will edit this post later to account for all the contests through next Friday. For now, you'll have to be satisfied with Saturday's five-game slate. The same criteria apply: all times are Pacific and the matchups are rated on a scale from 1-5.

Bell Helicopter Armed Forces Bowl
Rice (6-6) vs. Air Force (6-6)
December 29, 8:45 a.m.

See what I mean? There is no reason for this game to happen. Two .500 mid-majors with zero decent wins between them, and our reaction is, "Boy! Those teams deserve a bowl game!" The Falcons have been their usual selves this season, rushing for a million yards a game in the triple option and passing for almost none. The Owls are much more balanced offensively. Neither squad can play anything resembling respectable defense. To be honest, I don't have any idea which team will win this game. It's not compelling in any way. My instinct is to go with Air Force, even though they lost to Army (Army, for goodness' sake).

Watchability: 1. Maybe.


New Era Pinstripe Bowl
West Virginia (7-5) vs. Syracuse (7-5)
December 29, 12:15 p.m.

Were this game happening in September, I would have taken WVU by 100. As it stands now, it's tough to say. Was the Mountaineers' 5-0 start really that much of a mirage? Are they really as mediocre as they looked during the Big 12 schedule? Or was it a product of playing in a good conference for the first time? Syracuse limped out of the gates at 1-3 and looked as bad as they have for several years. Then the Orange made a stunning reversal behind QB Ryan Nassib and finished 5-1. Meanwhile, WVU's Geno Smith seemed to lose his ability - and his confidence - as the year wore on. My brain doesn't want to accept that West Virginia is this bad, but I think those are the facts we've been shown. In an previously unthinkable decision, I'm going to go with 'Cuse.

Watchability: 2. Big East teams aren't good. WVU still counts.


Kraft Fight Hunger Bowl
Navy (8-4) vs. Arizona State (7-5)
December 29, 1:00 p.m.

Interesting matchup, this. Navy once again claimed the crown of king of the academies (for about the 15th straight season) by running over everyone, but the Midshipmen were average offensively overall. It was a solid 2012, but they didn't really beat anyone. ASU was one defensive stop against UCLA from winning the South and playing for the Rose Bowl in Todd Graham's first year. Even at 7-5, they have to be happy with how the season played out. Frosh quarterback Taylor Kelly was a revelation for the Sun Devils, a player who they hope to build around for years to come. While ASU played somewhat erratically, losing to Missouri and beating Arizona, they are the more talented team in this game. And for once - thanks to ditching Dennis Erickson - they're also quite disciplined. Navy's ground game can be tough to get a handle on, but ASU's Will Sutton is a monster at eating up the option. Arizona State should win.

Watchability: 3. Few teams run the flexbone as well as Navy and ASU is explosive.


Valero Alamo Bowl
Texas (8-4) vs. Oregon State (9-3)
December 29, 3:45 p.m.

This game is a bit of a riddle. No one would argue that Oregon State has been a better team in 2012, leaping out to a 7-0 start and losing only to Oregon, Washington and Stanford. Texas won several games by narrow and lucky margins and was  actually fortunate to make a bowl game. However, OSU has traditionally struggled going up against teams with greater talent. There's no denying that the Longhorns have a lot of that. In a worst-case scenario, the Beavers get overwhelmed by UT's speed and athleticism on both sides. However, there are a few things going in OSU's favor. First, there's the matter of that potentially ugly assault case involving two Texas players. Aside from being disturbing, that kind of thing has a knack for really distracting teams. There's also game planning and play calling. If there's one thing I've learned in my years of football obsession, it's that Mack Brown can't coach to save his life. Mike Riley,on the other hand, is outstanding. No coach gets less out of his resources than Brown; few get more from their talent than Riley. If I have to choose between the two, I'll go with Riley 10 times out of 10.

Watchability: 4. We're talking a springboard for 2013 for both teams, as well as Brown possibly coaching for his job.


Buffalo Wild Wings Bowl
TCU (7-5) vs. Michigan State (6-6)
December 29, 7:15 p.m.

I'll say this for Michigan State: they're not nearly as bad as you think. That 6-6 record includes a whole lot of close losses. 8-4 was a couple of fortunate bounces away and there's no reason why the Spartans couldn't have won the conference title (hey, they beat Wisconsin). Now for the bad: The offense is atrocious; if "implosive" was a word ascribed to football teams, it would apply to this one. The defense is good, but not as elite as its numbers indicate. Playing in the Big Ten tends to do that. MSU stands a good chance in this game, though, because TCU is fairly similar. The Horned Frogs had to adjust to a mid-season QB change and did it admirably; but it was obvious this was the worst TCU team in about five years. I can easily see this matchup turning into a slow-motion slugfest. Michigan State could win such a game. However, TCU has an advantage in the big-play ability of QB Trevone Boykin, who gives the Horned Frogs a dimension the Spartans simply cannot match. Good though the MSU defense may be, I can't pick a team whose offense is this low-wattage. TCU should win.

Watchability: 2. The teams are decent but the playing style won't be.



Franklin American Mortgage Music City Bowl
North Carolina State (7-5) vs. Vanderbilt (8-4)
December 31, 9:00 a.m.

It killed my soul a little bit to have to type the name of this game. Vanderbilt is average offensively and despite an 8-4 record didn’t defeat a single decent team this year. NCSU features a pretty good QB in Matt Glennon and was the only team to beat Florida State in the regular season. However, there are a few unfortunate facts about this game that swing things in Vandy’s favor. For one, the Wolfpack running game is atrocious. Combine that with their mediocre D and you’ve got a recipe for disaster if the explosive but inconsistent passing attack isn’t clicking. The Commodores, on the other hand, have a top-15 scoring defense. As a clincher, the SEC tends to win these kind of bowl matchups and I’m not going to pick against them now.

Watchability: 2. Neither team is particularly interesting, but they’re better than most mid-majors.


Hyundai Sun Bowl
USC (7-5) vs. Georgia Tech (6-6)
December 31, 11:00 a.m.

USC will be without QB Matt Barkley, but that’s about all the Yellow Jackets have to pin their hopes on in this one. At 6-7, Tech is fortunate to even be in the postseason. After a hot start with the triple option under Paul Johnson the flexbone has become less and less effective. The Trojans’ defense has been terrible this year, but it should get enough stops here to allow SC’s talented offensive playmakers to outscore whatever Tech comes up with. I’m putting a lot of faith in Lane Kiffin, but I think in this case he’ll come through. There’s no way the Yellow Jacket’s defense should be able to contain Lee, Woods and Co.

Watchability: 2. Barkley was the big draw, although Marqise Lee is always fun to watch.


Autozone Liberty Bowl
Iowa State (6-6) vs. Tulsa (10-3)
December 31, 12:30 p.m.

It’s been a struggle for ISU to run and throw in 2012 (though that’s not exactly a new thing). Tulsa has been its typical offensive machine, but playing in the Conference USA stretches those numbers sometimes. These teams met on the opening weekend this year, which adds a little extra intrigue. Rematches are strange in football, particularly in college. The adage that it’s always harder to beat an opponent a second time will apply. However, the records and stats don’t account for strength of schedule, so what’s lost in this apparent mismatch is how good the Cyclones were this year in the tough Big 12. They very nearly upset a handful of top programs and have become a squad no one wants to see. The Golden Hurricane have gaudy numbers but beat pretty much no one. I’ll take ISU again.

Watchability: 2. When Tulsa is scoring they’re a joy to watch, but ISU is defense-oriented.


Chick-fil-A Bowl
LSU vs. Clemson
December 31, 4:30 p.m.

I like Clemson. Clemson is a good team. Clemson has the best (maybe the three best) offensive player(s) in this game. Tahj Boyd, Sammy Watkins and Andre Ellington are a trio of which most teams in the country are envious. But we’re talking about LSU here. Say what you what about Les Miles and the Tigers – Lord knows I have – but dadgummit if they aren’t lethal in these scenarios. A finesse, spread offense featuring small, quick skill players? Sound familiar? LSU eats those teams alive. It doesn’t matter that they don’t have a QB or an offense with a pulse. The defense will get things done long enough for the offense to make one or two plays. That’s how it always works for the Bayou Bengals in non-conference games. Clemson is no slouch, but the ACC is, and I would never be foolish enough to pick the ACC over the SEC after what we’ve seen out of both leagues, not only in the past but during this season. Don’t trust the ACC. Believe in the SEC. LSU wins.

Watchability: 4. I expect a one-sided game but there will be a lot of talent on the field.



Taxslayer.com Gator Bowl
Mississippi State (8-4) vs. Northwestern (9-3)
January 1, 9:00 a.m.

MSU followed a familiar pattern of beating up a bunch of patsies to steal a national ranking, then flopped once they started playing good teams. It wasn’t as if the Bulldogs lost close, either: in four of their final five games, MSU lost by at least 17 points. Northwestern had a heartbreaking year that should have ended in a Big Ten championship but was undone by a handful of unlucky breaks. Now, in the past MSU and the SEC have rebounded from underwhelming regular seasons to win these bowl games, but in this case I’m going against historical trends. I like the Wildcats’ playmaking combination of Kain Colter and Venric Mark. Despite Northwestern’s inability to throw the ball, they can make enough plays to beat this overrated Bulldogs squad. MSU crumpled when the spotlight was on this year, while the Wildcats hung with the best teams in the conference even when they didn’t win.

Watchability: 3. About as inadequate as a New Year’s bowl can get.


Heart of Dallas Bowl
Purdue (6-6) vs. Oklahoma State (7-5)
January 1, 9:00 a.m.

It’s no secret that I’m fond of this Oklahoma State team. But for a few key injuries, the Cowboys could have actually been contenders this season in the Big 12. But past my own bias, this is a game OSU should win. Purdue went .500 in the dreadful Big Ten and had to win its final three against bottom-feeders IowaIndiana and Illinois to get to bowl eligibility. Okie State puts up points fast and can make it look easy. Though the Cowboys’ defense is pretty shoddy, it’s not really much worse than the Boilermakers’. This should be a rout.

Watchability: 2. Actually, THIS is as bad as New Year's bowls get. OSU will score but the game won’t be close.


Capital One Bowl
Georgia (11-2) vs. Nebraska (10-3)
January 1, 10:00 a.m.

Before their respective conference championship games, I might have gone with Nebraska. Both teams’ performance in those games, though, changed things significantly. Georgia didn’t beat anyone of value during the regular season, but showed up big-time against Alabama. The Cornhuskers, with a Rose Bowl berth seemingly in their grasp, choked spectacularly against WisconsinNebraska doesn’t play much D, as seen by the 70 the Badgers threw on them. UGA will have a field day running and throwing and I expect them to build a decent lead. When that happens, Nebraska’s QB-oriented attack will stall out, because dinky play fakes and option runs tend to not fool a defense when it has a multiple-score lead. If the Huskers have to throw, they will lose. Their only hope is to get up on the Bulldogs early, both to protect their own defense and to allow their offense to stay balanced. I don’t see it happening. Georgia will take it.

Watchability: 4. A couple of name programs and a good number of pro prospects in this one.


Outback Bowl
South Carolina (10-2) vs. Michigan (8-4)
January 1, 10:00 a.m.

Injuries schmin-juries. South Carolina brushed off devastating personnel losses to reach 10 wins despite actually playing some difficult cross-division games in the SEC. Michigan, despite gamely limping to a 8-4 record themselves, proved everything we had assumed about them in their blowout loss to ‘Bama in the opener. The Wolverines were never really in the Big Ten chase and have clearly regressed from 2011. At times this season Big Blue was an absolute mess on offense. The defense was solid, but remember, this is the Big Ten we’re talking about. I don’t care who the Gamecocks trot out on offense, they’re not losing this game. The defense is still scary-good and features a plethora of potential NFL talent. UM won’t score on these guys. It’s possible that Carolina’s crippled offense may have some problems of its own, but in the end the SEC team will be able to make the plays to win this game.

Watchability: 3. Michigan shouldn’t be playing on New Year’s Day.


Rose Bowl
Wisconsin (8-5) vs. Stanford (11-2)
January 1, 2:00 p.m.

On paper, Stanford should be able to mow down this Badgers team. However, I’ve got a feeling, much like I did before the Big Ten Championship, that Wisconsin is going to surprise us. Before that game I outlined why the Badgers were underrated, an argument that noted how many close games the team had unluckily lost. Question: which of these teams has the better offense? If you said Wisconsin, you’re right. The Badgers are superior in both yards and scoring. The defenses are roughly comparable. Both squads rely on running the ball down the opposition’s throat and squeezing them inside defensively. The Cardinal have the better passing attack, which would seem to give them more options regardless of what type of game this turns out to be. But anyone who has watched Stanford this year knows that regardless of what the stats say, this is not a team comfortable throwing the ball. There are a number of other factors that loom in Wisconsin’s favor: the motivation to not lose a third straight Rose Bowl, the opportunity to silence critics who believe they shouldn’t be there and the chance to send Montee Ball out right. On top of that, there’s the nagging issue of the Pac-12’s atrocious performance so far this bowl season, which has made me highly suspicious of the conference’s overall quality. What the heck, I’ll go for it: Wisconsin in an upset.

Watchability: 4. The only thing keeping this from a top rating is the extremely boring style of both teams.


Discover Orange Bowl
Northern Illinois (12-1) vs. Florida State (11-2)
January 1, 5:30 p.m.

The superb Husky offense meets the outstanding Seminole D. I like this NIU team a lot and defended them vociferously after their BCS selection, which I felt they deserved. Jordan Lynch is as good a player as the mid-majors can offer and the defense is ranked in the top 20 in scoring. However, it’s probably true that FSU will overwhelm them in this game. It’s not because the Huskies are bad; it’s much more a matter of matchups, and the truth is that the Seminoles are a terrible team for NIU to play. What defeats the spread option and dual threat QB’s like Lynch? Fast, athletic defenses with size and speed. The ‘Noles have that in spades. For a team that rushes for as many yards as NIU does, they’re remarkably small. That bodes ill against the monstrous (and quick) FSU front. On the perimeter the matchups may be even worse. Florida State has been inconsistent at times offensively this year but has the ability to score with anyone. I doubt the Huskies will get many stops in this game. When they get down, they won’t be able to answer in their usual fashion, which throws the whole team out of rhythm. FSU will win.

Watchability: 3. It’s the Orange Bowl, but this might be one-sided.


Allstate Sugar Bowl
Louisville (10-2) vs. Florida (11-1)
January 2, 5:30 p.m.

Look, the Big East is awful. We know that. But this truly may be a beatdown for the ages. Florida was one grossly unlucky fumble away from going undefeated. Even if the offense is sickeningly bad, the Gators are good enough defensively to make up for almost anything. Louisville is a feel-good team but one that just didn’t do anything impressive during the regular season, even against a very weak schedule. They only averaged 31 points and gave up about one touchdown less per game. I’m positive they’re not as good as Northern IllinoisFlorida’s offensive numbers are worse than the Cardinals’, yes, but that comes from playing in a league where defense is more than just an urban legend. This game distinctly reminds me of the 2009 Cincinnati-Florida matchup, when the high-scoring Big East champs were throttled by the Gators. The difference this time is that while UF’s D is just as good, Louisville is much worse on offense than that Cincy team. This could get really ugly.

Watchability: 3… if you like sacks and interceptions.


Tostitos Fiesta Bowl
Oregon (11-1) vs. Kansas State (11-1)
January 3, 5:30 p.m.

Ah, fate. But for a few lost hours on the night of November 17, this matchup might be taking place a few days later in the National Championship. Alas, it was not to be. At least we’ll always know who WOULD have won that game. Both defenses are solid units that have given up too many big plays at times this season. The biggest advantage appears to be the Oregon offense; the Ducks average 550 yards and 50 points a game. K-State is no slouch themselves, scoring over 40 per contest, but UO is in another stratosphere. The catalyst for this has been Oregon’s young QB Marcus Mariota, who coolly guided a young offense with 30 TD passes and an unflappable demeanor. Of course, when it comes to unflappable signal-callers, even Mariota has to bow to KSU’s Collin Klein, who has dragged the Wildcats to 21 wins in their last 24 games seemingly through sheer force of will. He’s not fast or a great passer, but he makes plays in crunch time. Oregon has struggled some with dual-threat QB’s in the past, but seemed to turn a corner in the 2010 BCS Championship with a stellar effort against Auburn’s Cam Newton. Since then UO has been quite good at scheming away what opposing offenses want to do. Kansas State has seen some powerful offenses in the Big 12, but this is probably the best of them all and I’m not sure they’ll be able to handle the Ducks’ speed and versatility. Mariota’s emergence has given UO a factor they lacked until this year. Oregon won’t stop the Wildcats’ offense, but they’ll attack their bread-and-butter ground game and force KSU to throw more than they want. If the Ducks get up and keep scoring, I don’t see Kansas State keeping up. Oregon should win.

Watchability: 5. There will be scoring and these are two high-quality squads.


AT&T Cotton Bowl
Texas A&M (10-2) vs. Oklahoma (10-2)
January 4, 5:00 p.m.

What a matchup this is. While neither the Sooners’ nor the Aggies’ defense is anything to sneer at, the story here is offense. Offense offense offense. Both teams average 500+ yards a game and can explode at a moment’s notice. Give the edge through the air to OU for their talented receivers and the advantage on the ground to option-friendly A&M, but both attacks are versatile enough to go either way. For the Sooners, it’s a question of consistency. Can this team bring enough defensive intensity to contain Johnny Football and avoid the offensive mistakes that have plagued them in their confounding losses? A&M is on a roll and boasts the Heisman winner, although that’s historically been a footnote rather than an exclamation point. Oklahoma should be seething at being left out of the BCS and ready to prove that they belonged there. I’d imagine both of these teams, so familiar with each other, would also like to strike a blow for conference bragging rights. I want to pick OU, but I’ve just been burned too many times in big games by these guys. Until the Sooners can prove that they deserve my respect in high-profile showdowns like this, I’m not taking them again. Texas A&M beats the Heisman Curse and wins.

Watchability: 5. Historic powerhouses in what is essentially a BCS game.


So that’s it through Friday. There are only three games next week, after which we will celebrate the looming one-year death-day of the BCS. Onward, to victory! And a playoff that works for the people, by the people!

Friday, December 28, 2012

New Year's Blowout


After a delightful 5-1 start to the bowl season I found myself sitting at a mere 6-5 thanks to flop artists like UCLA. Hopefully the next few days will be kinder, if Friday's 3-0 mark is any kind of indication. The big news in the past week was Nevada's Chris Ault deciding to call it a career after 28 seasons with the Wolf Pack. Ault is a Hall of Famer and deservedly so; elements of his Pistol offense are now found in football at all levels. It's sad to see such an important figure in the sport leave.

But on to the picks! A time crunch will only allow me to preview this weekend's games. I will edit this post later to account for all the contests through next Friday. For now, you'll have to be satisfied with Saturday's five-game slate. The same criteria apply: all times are Pacific and the matchups are rated on a scale from 1-5.

Bell Helicopter Armed Forces Bowl
Rice (6-6) vs. Air Force (6-6)
December 29, 8:45 a.m.

See what I mean? There is no reason for this game to happen. Two .500 mid-majors with zero decent wins between them, and our reaction is, "Boy! Those teams deserve a bowl game!" The Falcons have been their usual selves this season, rushing for a million yards a game in the triple option and passing for almost none. The Owls are much more balanced offensively. Neither squad can play anything resembling respectable defense. To be honest, I don't have any idea which team will win this game. It's not compelling in any way. My instinct is to go with Air Force, even though they lost to Army (Army, for goodness' sake).

Watchability: 1. Maybe.


New Era Pinstripe Bowl
West Virginia (7-5) vs. Syracuse (7-5)
December 29, 12:15 p.m.

Were this game happening in September, I would have taken WVU by 100. As it stands now, it's tough to say. Was the Mountaineers' 5-0 start really that much of a mirage? Are they really as mediocre as they looked during the Big 12 schedule? Or was it a product of playing in a good conference for the first time? Syracuse limped out of the gates at 1-3 and looked as bad as they have for several years. Then the Orange made a stunning reversal behind QB Ryan Nassib and finished 5-1. Meanwhile, WVU's Geno Smith seemed to lose his ability - and his confidence - as the year wore on. My brain doesn't want to accept that West Virginia is this bad, but I think those are the facts we've been shown. In an previously unthinkable decision, I'm going to go with 'Cuse.

Watchability: 2. Big East teams aren't good. WVU still counts.


Kraft Fight Hunger Bowl
Navy (8-4) vs. Arizona State (7-5)
December 29, 1:00 p.m.

Interesting matchup, this. Navy once again claimed the crown of king of the academies (for about the 15th straight season) by running over everyone, but the Midshipmen were average offensively overall. It was a solid 2012, but they didn't really beat anyone. ASU was one defensive stop against UCLA from winning the South and playing for the Rose Bowl in Todd Graham's first year. Even at 7-5, they have to be happy with how the season played out. Frosh quarterback Taylor Kelly was a revelation for the Sun Devils, a player who they hope to build around for years to come. While ASU played somewhat erratically, losing to Missouri and beating Arizona, they are the more talented team in this game. And for once - thanks to ditching Dennis Erickson - they're also quite disciplined. Navy's ground game can be tough to get a handle on, but ASU's Will Sutton is a monster at eating up the option. Arizona State should win.

Watchability: 3. Few teams run the flexbone as well as Navy and ASU is explosive.


Valero Alamo Bowl
Texas (8-4) vs. Oregon State (9-3)
December 29, 3:45 p.m.

This game is a bit of a riddle. No one would argue that Oregon State has been a better team in 2012, leaping out to a 7-0 start and losing only to Oregon, Washington and Stanford. Texas won several games by narrow and lucky margins and was  actually fortunate to make a bowl game. However, OSU has traditionally struggled going up against teams with greater talent. There's no denying that the Longhorns have a lot of that. In a worst-case scenario, the Beavers get overwhelmed by UT's speed and athleticism on both sides. However, there are a few things going in OSU's favor. First, there's the matter of that potentially ugly assault case involving two Texas players. Aside from being disturbing, that kind of thing has a knack for really distracting teams. There's also game planning and play calling. If there's one thing I've learned in my years of football obsession, it's that Mack Brown can't coach to save his life. Mike Riley,on the other hand, is outstanding. No coach gets less out of his resources than Brown; few get more from their talent than Riley. If I have to choose between the two, I'll go with Riley 10 times out of 10.

Watchability: 4. We're talking a springboard for 2013 for both teams, as well as Brown possibly coaching for his job.


Buffalo Wild Wings Bowl
TCU (7-5) vs. Michigan State (6-6)
December 29, 7:15 p.m.

I'll say this for Michigan State: they're not nearly as bad as you think. That 6-6 record includes a whole lot of close losses. 8-4 was a couple of fortunate bounces away and there's no reason why the Spartans couldn't have won the conference title (hey, they beat Wisconsin). Now for the bad: The offense is atrocious; if "implosive" was a word ascribed to football teams, it would apply to this one. The defense is good, but not as elite as its numbers indicate. Playing in the Big Ten tends to do that. MSU stands a good chance in this game, though, because TCU is fairly similar. The Horned Frogs had to adjust to a mid-season QB change and did it admirably; but it was obvious this was the worst TCU team in about five years. I can easily see this matchup turning into a slow-motion slugfest. Michigan State could win such a game. However, TCU has an advantage in the big-play ability of QB Trevone Boykin, who gives the Horned Frogs a dimension the Spartans simply cannot match. Good though the MSU defense may be, I can't pick a team whose offense is this low-wattage. TCU should win.

Watchability: 2. The teams are decent but the playing style won't be.



Franklin American Mortgage Music City Bowl
North Carolina State (7-5) vs. Vanderbilt (8-4)
December 31, 9:00 a.m.

It killed my soul a little bit to have to type the name of this game. Vanderbilt is average offensively and despite an 8-4 record didn’t defeat a single decent team this year. NCSU features a pretty good QB in Matt Glennon and was the only team to beat Florida State in the regular season. However, there are a few unfortunate facts about this game that swing things in Vandy’s favor. For one, the Wolfpack running game is atrocious. Combine that with their mediocre D and you’ve got a recipe for disaster if the explosive but inconsistent passing attack isn’t clicking. The Commodores, on the other hand, have a top-15 scoring defense. As a clincher, the SEC tends to win these kind of bowl matchups and I’m not going to pick against them now.

Watchability: 2. Neither team is particularly interesting, but they’re better than most mid-majors.


Hyundai Sun Bowl
USC (7-5) vs. Georgia Tech (6-6)
December 31, 11:00 a.m.

USC will be without QB Matt Barkley, but that’s about all the Yellow Jackets have to pin their hopes on in this one. At 6-7, Tech is fortunate to even be in the postseason. After a hot start with the triple option under Paul Johnson the flexbone has become less and less effective. The Trojans’ defense has been terrible this year, but it should get enough stops here to allow SC’s talented offensive playmakers to outscore whatever Tech comes up with. I’m putting a lot of faith in Lane Kiffin, but I think in this case he’ll come through. There’s no way the Yellow Jacket’s defense should be able to contain Lee, Woods and Co.

Watchability: 2. Barkley was the big draw, although Marqise Lee is always fun to watch.


Autozone Liberty Bowl
Iowa State (6-6) vs. Tulsa (10-3)
December 31, 12:30 p.m.

It’s been a struggle for ISU to run and throw in 2012 (though that’s not exactly a new thing). Tulsa has been its typical offensive machine, but playing in the Conference USA stretches those numbers sometimes. These teams met on the opening weekend this year, which adds a little extra intrigue. Rematches are strange in football, particularly in college. The adage that it’s always harder to beat an opponent a second time will apply. However, the records and stats don’t account for strength of schedule, so what’s lost in this apparent mismatch is how good the Cyclones were this year in the tough Big 12. They very nearly upset a handful of top programs and have become a squad no one wants to see. The Golden Hurricane have gaudy numbers but beat pretty much no one. I’ll take ISU again.

Watchability: 2. When Tulsa is scoring they’re a joy to watch, but ISU is defense-oriented.


Chick-fil-A Bowl
LSU vs. Clemson
December 31, 4:30 p.m.

I like Clemson. Clemson is a good team. Clemson has the best (maybe the three best) offensive player(s) in this game. Tahj Boyd, Sammy Watkins and Andre Ellington are a trio of which most teams in the country are envious. But we’re talking about LSU here. Say what you what about Les Miles and the Tigers – Lord knows I have – but dadgummit if they aren’t lethal in these scenarios. A finesse, spread offense featuring small, quick skill players? Sound familiar? LSU eats those teams alive. It doesn’t matter that they don’t have a QB or an offense with a pulse. The defense will get things done long enough for the offense to make one or two plays. That’s how it always works for the Bayou Bengals in non-conference games. Clemson is no slouch, but the ACC is, and I would never be foolish enough to pick the ACC over the SEC after what we’ve seen out of both leagues, not only in the past but during this season. Don’t trust the ACC. Believe in the SEC. LSU wins.

Watchability: 4. I expect a one-sided game but there will be a lot of talent on the field.



Taxslayer.com Gator Bowl
Mississippi State (8-4) vs. Northwestern (9-3)
January 1, 9:00 a.m.

MSU followed a familiar pattern of beating up a bunch of patsies to steal a national ranking, then flopped once they started playing good teams. It wasn’t as if the Bulldogs lost close, either: in four of their final five games, MSU lost by at least 17 points. Northwestern had a heartbreaking year that should have ended in a Big Ten championship but was undone by a handful of unlucky breaks. Now, in the past MSU and the SEC have rebounded from underwhelming regular seasons to win these bowl games, but in this case I’m going against historical trends. I like the Wildcats’ playmaking combination of Kain Colter and Venric Mark. Despite Northwestern’s inability to throw the ball, they can make enough plays to beat this overrated Bulldogs squad. MSU crumpled when the spotlight was on this year, while the Wildcats hung with the best teams in the conference even when they didn’t win.

Watchability: 3. About as inadequate as a New Year’s bowl can get.


Heart of Dallas Bowl
Purdue (6-6) vs. Oklahoma State (7-5)
January 1, 9:00 a.m.

It’s no secret that I’m fond of this Oklahoma State team. But for a few key injuries, the Cowboys could have actually been contenders this season in the Big 12. But past my own bias, this is a game OSU should win. Purdue went .500 in the dreadful Big Ten and had to win its final three against bottom-feeders Iowa, Indiana and Illinois to get to bowl eligibility. Okie State puts up points fast and can make it look easy. Though the Cowboys’ defense is pretty shoddy, it’s not really much worse than the Boilermakers’. This should be a rout.

Watchability: 2. Actually, THIS is as bad as New Year's bowls get. OSU will score but the game won’t be close.


Capital One Bowl
Georgia (11-2) vs. Nebraska (10-3)
January 1, 10:00 a.m.

Before their respective conference championship games, I might have gone with Nebraska. Both teams’ performance in those games, though, changed things significantly. Georgia didn’t beat anyone of value during the regular season, but showed up big-time against Alabama. The Cornhuskers, with a Rose Bowl berth seemingly in their grasp, choked spectacularly against Wisconsin. Nebraska doesn’t play much D, as seen by the 70 the Badgers threw on them. UGA will have a field day running and throwing and I expect them to build a decent lead. When that happens, Nebraska’s QB-oriented attack will stall out, because dinky play fakes and option runs tend to not fool a defense when it has a multiple-score lead. If the Huskers have to throw, they will lose. Their only hope is to get up on the Bulldogs early, both to protect their own defense and to allow their offense to stay balanced. I don’t see it happening. Georgia will take it.

Watchability: 4. A couple of name programs and a good number of pro prospects in this one.


Outback Bowl
South Carolina (10-2) vs. Michigan (8-4)
January 1, 10:00 a.m.

Injuries schmin-juries. South Carolina brushed off devastating personnel losses to reach 10 wins despite actually playing some difficult cross-division games in the SEC. Michigan, despite gamely limping to a 8-4 record themselves, proved everything we had assumed about them in their blowout loss to ‘Bama in the opener. The Wolverines were never really in the Big Ten chase and have clearly regressed from 2011. At times this season Big Blue was an absolute mess on offense. The defense was solid, but remember, this is the Big Ten we’re talking about. I don’t care who the Gamecocks trot out on offense, they’re not losing this game. The defense is still scary-good and features a plethora of potential NFL talent. UM won’t score on these guys. It’s possible that Carolina’s crippled offense may have some problems of its own, but in the end the SEC team will be able to make the plays to win this game.

Watchability: 3. Michigan shouldn’t be playing on New Year’s Day.


Rose Bowl
Wisconsin (8-5) vs. Stanford (11-2)
January 1, 2:00 p.m.

On paper, Stanford should be able to mow down this Badgers team. However, I’ve got a feeling, much like I did before the Big Ten Championship, that Wisconsin is going to surprise us. Before that game I outlined why the Badgers were underrated, an argument that noted how many close games the team had unluckily lost. Question: which of these teams has the better offense? If you said Wisconsin, you’re right. The Badgers are superior in both yards and scoring. The defenses are roughly comparable. Both squads rely on running the ball down the opposition’s throat and squeezing them inside defensively. The Cardinal have the better passing attack, which would seem to give them more options regardless of what type of game this turns out to be. But anyone who has watched Stanford this year knows that regardless of what the stats say, this is not a team comfortable throwing the ball. There are a number of other factors that loom in Wisconsin’s favor: the motivation to not lose a third straight Rose Bowl, the opportunity to silence critics who believe they shouldn’t be there and the chance to send Montee Ball out right. On top of that, there’s the nagging issue of the Pac-12’s atrocious performance so far this bowl season, which has made me highly suspicious of the conference’s overall quality. What the heck, I’ll go for it: Wisconsin in an upset.

Watchability: 4. The only thing keeping this from a top rating is the extremely boring style of both teams.


Discover Orange Bowl
Northern Illinois (12-1) vs. Florida State (11-2)
January 1, 5:30 p.m.

The superb Husky offense meets the outstanding Seminole D. I like this NIU team a lot and defended them vociferously after their BCS selection, which I felt they deserved. Jordan Lynch is as good a player as the mid-majors can offer and the defense is ranked in the top 20 in scoring. However, it’s probably true that FSU will overwhelm them in this game. It’s not because the Huskies are bad; it’s much more a matter of matchups, and the truth is that the Seminoles are a terrible team for NIU to play. What defeats the spread option and dual threat QB’s like Lynch? Fast, athletic defenses with size and speed. The ‘Noles have that in spades. For a team that rushes for as many yards as NIU does, they’re remarkably small. That bodes ill against the monstrous (and quick) FSU front. On the perimeter the matchups may be even worse. Florida State has been inconsistent at times offensively this year but has the ability to score with anyone. I doubt the Huskies will get many stops in this game. When they get down, they won’t be able to answer in their usual fashion, which throws the whole team out of rhythm. FSU will win.

Watchability: 3. It’s the Orange Bowl, but this might be one-sided.


Allstate Sugar Bowl
Louisville (10-2) vs. Florida (11-1)
January 2, 5:30 p.m.

Look, the Big East is awful. We know that. But this truly may be a beatdown for the ages. Florida was one grossly unlucky fumble away from going undefeated. Even if the offense is sickeningly bad, the Gators are good enough defensively to make up for almost anything. Louisville is a feel-good team but one that just didn’t do anything impressive during the regular season, even against a very weak schedule. They only averaged 31 points and gave up about one touchdown less per game. I’m positive they’re not as good as Northern Illinois. Florida’s offensive numbers are worse than the Cardinals’, yes, but that comes from playing in a league where defense is more than just an urban legend. This game distinctly reminds me of the 2009 Cincinnati-Florida matchup, when the high-scoring Big East champs were throttled by the Gators. The difference this time is that while UF’s D is just as good, Louisville is much worse on offense than that Cincy team. This could get really ugly.

Watchability: 3… if you like sacks and interceptions.


Tostitos Fiesta Bowl
Oregon (11-1) vs. Kansas State (11-1)
January 3, 5:30 p.m.

Ah, fate. But for a few lost hours on the night of November 17, this matchup might be taking place a few days later in the National Championship. Alas, it was not to be. At least we’ll always know who WOULD have won that game. Both defenses are solid units that have given up too many big plays at times this season. The biggest advantage appears to be the Oregon offense; the Ducks average 550 yards and 50 points a game. K-State is no slouch themselves, scoring over 40 per contest, but UO is in another stratosphere. The catalyst for this has been Oregon’s young QB Marcus Mariota, who coolly guided a young offense with 30 TD passes and an unflappable demeanor. Of course, when it comes to unflappable signal-callers, even Mariota has to bow to KSU’s Collin Klein, who has dragged the Wildcats to 21 wins in their last 24 games seemingly through sheer force of will. He’s not fast or a great passer, but he makes plays in crunch time. Oregon has struggled some with dual-threat QB’s in the past, but seemed to turn a corner in the 2010 BCS Championship with a stellar effort against Auburn’s Cam Newton. Since then UO has been quite good at scheming away what opposing offenses want to do. Kansas State has seen some powerful offenses in the Big 12, but this is probably the best of them all and I’m not sure they’ll be able to handle the Ducks’ speed and versatility. Mariota’s emergence has given UO a factor they lacked until this year. Oregon won’t stop the Wildcats’ offense, but they’ll attack their bread-and-butter ground game and force KSU to throw more than they want. If the Ducks get up and keep scoring, I don’t see Kansas State keeping up. Oregon should win.

Watchability: 5. There will be scoring and these are two high-quality squads.


AT&T Cotton Bowl
Texas A&M (10-2) vs. Oklahoma (10-2)
January 4, 5:00 p.m.

What a matchup this is. While neither the Sooners’ nor the Aggies’ defense is anything to sneer at, the story here is offense. Offense offense offense. Both teams average 500+ yards a game and can explode at a moment’s notice. Give the edge through the air to OU for their talented receivers and the advantage on the ground to option-friendly A&M, but both attacks are versatile enough to go either way. For the Sooners, it’s a question of consistency. Can this team bring enough defensive intensity to contain Johnny Football and avoid the offensive mistakes that have plagued them in their confounding losses? A&M is on a roll and boasts the Heisman winner, although that’s historically been a footnote rather than an exclamation point. Oklahoma should be seething at being left out of the BCS and ready to prove that they belonged there. I’d imagine both of these teams, so familiar with each other, would also like to strike a blow for conference bragging rights. I want to pick OU, but I’ve just been burned too many times in big games by these guys. Until the Sooners can prove that they deserve my respect in high-profile showdowns like this, I’m not taking them again. Texas A&M beats the Heisman Curse and wins.

Watchability: 5. Historic powerhouses in what is essentially a BCS game.


So that’s it through Friday. There are only three games next week, after which we will celebrate the looming one-year death-day of the BCS. Onward, to victory! And a playoff that works for the people, by the people!

Thursday, December 20, 2012

Last blog ever?


We’re off to a wonderful start to the bowl season, which is exciting given the hit-or-miss nature of the postseason. I managed to call the first two games correctly, though it was due to a minor miracle on Arizona’s part. How Nevada managed to blow a 45-28 fourth-quarter lead is beyond me. The second game in the schedule couldn’t possibly have hoped to be as thrilling and any chances of it happening went out the window when Toledo’s offense was cut down with injuries. Still, an entertaining start.

The bowl slate continues at a snail’s pace until the end of next week, when the majority of the games take place. For the non-discerning viewer, there’s probably very little of value here until after Christmas. Few BCS-conference teams play, and the ones that do are either not marquee names or of average quality. This is the first bad stretch of the bowls, when it is proved that simply far too many of them exist. For the record, the second bad stretch is on January 1st during the awful glut of New Year’s Day games that now exist.

Here are the next week’s games through Friday. I used the same format as last week, with all times Pacific and the potential quality of the contest on a scale of 1-5.

R+L Carriers New Orleans Bowl
East Carolina (8-4) vs. Louisiana-Lafayette (8-4)
December 22, 9:00 a.m.

This is the first truly bad bowl. Neither of these teams notched a single above-average win all season, though ULL came close with a blown lead that should have gone down as a win over Florida. In typical Sun Belt fashion, the Ragin’ Cajuns feature a dual-threat at quarterback and a spread offense. ECU will be ready for that, as the Pirates have been an Air Raid school for a few seasons. There’s nothing particularly noteworthy about these teams, which makes it hard to pick a winner. Both offensive and defensive units are average and there are no household names at any of the skill positions. Though ULL was impressive down the stretch, it’s almost always a good idea to pick against the Sun Belt. ECU has been a postseason regular of late, playing in 5 straight bowls until last year. ULL just played in its first bowl in 2011. I’ll take the Pirates.

Watchability: 1. Bad, bad, bad.


MAACO Bowl Las Vegas
Washington (7-5) vs. Boise State (10-2)
December 22, 12:30 p.m.

While a Washington loss would still equal last year’s record, Huskies fans have to be feeling disappointed about the progress, or lack thereof, made by the program this season. After upsetting Oregon State, UW was positioned to finished 8-4 and earn at least a Holiday Bowl berth. Instead, they lost to WSU in a terrible Apple Cup collapse and fell all the way to Vegas. To make matters worse, they get Boise State, the seminal mid-major and a team very used to beating Pac-12 teams. While this is undoubtedly the worst Broncos team in five years there’s still a lot of talent on the roster, and BSU remains one of the most impeccably coached teams in college football. Aside from all-world tight end Austin Seferian-Jenkins, Huskies QB Keith Price has little in the way of elite playmakers to challenge the stingy Boise defense, which gives up fewer than 15 points a game. The Broncos’ offense isn’t what it was under Kellen Moore, but it will do enough to win this game.

Watchability: 3. UW isn’t must-see TV right now and neither is BSU.


Sheraton Hawai’i Bowl
Fresno State (9-3) vs. SMU (6-6)
December 24, 5:00 p.m.

Not a whole lot of intrigue in this one either. Fresno State is a much better team than SMU and should win handily, unless the Bulldogs suffer from a case of extreme apathy. SMU performed well in Conference USA play but was soundly defeated in its nonleague games against FBS opponents. After a blowout loss to Oregon, Fresno lost only twice more on the season by a total of eleven points. What’s more, this is clearly the worst Mustangs team since June Jones arrived in Dallas, with a middling offense and a slow-footed D. Fresno features a talented offensive group led by seniors Derek Carr (QB) and Robbie Rouse (RB), but is also in the top 30 nationally in scoring defense. The Bulldogs were a better team in a better conference in 2012. They’re even used to playing in Hawai’i against their traditional league foe, whereas SMU could be looking at this trip like a holiday.

Watchability: 2. You’ll see some offense and Rouse is reason enough to tune in for a while.


Little Caesars Bowl
Western Kentucky (7-5) vs. Central Michigan (6-6)
December 26, 4:30 p.m.

Although the participants here are shaky at best, there are actually a fair amount of storylines going into this game. For one, which BCS conference has the worst bottom-feeders? Both these teams beat a bad AQ-school (WKU over Kentucky and CMU over Iowa). Also, which team will show on either side? It was a tale of two seasons for the Hilltoppers and Chippewas. CMU started 2-5 and needed to win four of five to become bowl-eligible. WKU looked poised to win the Sun Belt at 6-2 after an upset over defending (and eventual repeat) champion Arkansas State, then dropped three straight to start November. If the Hilltoppers squad from the first two months of the season shows up, this will be a blowout. However, recent results indicate that CMU is on the upswing. I see this as potentially a very good game. It’s dangerous to bank on a team fixing its problems in the bowl layoff, but I’m going to go with Western Kentucky.

Watchability: 2. I’m interested in the SEC/Big 10 debate, but this isn’t a high-quality game.


Military Bowl
San Jose State (10-2) vs. Bowling Green (8-4)
December 27, 12:00 p.m.

A very interesting matchup. San Jose State doubled its win total from last year and became a passing juggernaut in 2012, whereas BGSU went defensive to get back into the postseason for the first time in three seasons. SJSU’s David Fales has been a magnificent maestro this year and will pass the 4,000 yard mark through the air during this game. His top target Noel Grigsby is one of the best non-BCS receivers. Yet the Spartans have performed poorly on the ground and despite good showings in their two losses (to conference champions Stanford and Utah State) don’t have a great defense. BGSU’s offense is merely average, but the Falcons rank ninth in the country in scoring defense. After losing three of four to start the season, the team went 7-1 the rest of the way, losing by only seven to division winner and MAC runner-up Kent State. Bowling Green will also have an advantage because SJSU just lost coach Mike MacIntyre to Colorado. That never bodes well in bowls. It would be an upset, but I’ll go with the Falcons in this game. I think the team’s hot finish and the uncertainly around the Spartans’ program will put BGSU over the top.

Watchability: 3. These are a pair of decent mid-majors.


Belk Bowl
Cincinnati (9-3) vs. Duke (6-6)
December 27, 3:30 p.m.

Oh, poor Duke. I like a good underdog story as much as the next person, but this is going to be ugly. Cincinnati s far from a great team, but the Bearcats aren’t exactly inept either. Even though the team was inconsistent on both sides and prone to mental mistakes, they still went 9-3 and nearly won the Big East. All three losses came by a touchdown or less. Now, Butch Jones did just leave to go coach Tennessee. But I very much doubt that will be enough for a Duke team that is absolutely in shambles. After a 6-2 start, the Blue Devils got hammered in four straight contests to end the year, putting a damper on the celebration about being bowl-eligible for the first time since 1994. The Dukies can’t run the ball well or stop anyone from scoring, while Cincy boasts a defense allowing just 17 points a game. This has the potential to get out of hand in a hurry.

Watchability: 1. This will be a bad decision for anyone with a weak stomach.


Bridgepoint Education Holiday Bowl
Baylor (7-5) vs. UCLA (9-4)
December 27, 6:45 p.m.

The Bears hit the Holiday hoping for an encore performance of the program’s crowning achievement, a 67-56 win over Washington last year in the Alamo Bowl. After last season’s embarrassing 6-8 finish, UCLA would have just been happy with a winning record. Instead, they nearly won the Pac-12. Sadly, losing the conference title game dropped the Bruins two bowls all the way to San Diego, but that’s probably a good thing for their notoriously wimpy fans. Baylor is essentially a carbon copy of last year’s squad, with a terrifying offense and a terrifyingly bad defense. Despite that, they managed to win their final three games, including a stunning blowout of then-top-ranked Kansas State. Both teams run an up-tempo version of the spread and have talented backs to make use of all aspects of their respective schemes. The QB’s (Nick Florence of Baylor and Brett Hundley of UCLA) are dynamic in their own right, making these offenses true dual-threats. However, the Bruins are more balanced in what they do offensively – if not as explosive – and play far superior defense. The Bears won’t be able to score at will like they did against UW last year and, barring turnovers, they will give up scores like they did last year. UCLA wins this one.

Watchability: 4. Offense, offense, offense. Hope you like touchdowns,


AdvoCare V100 Independence Bowl
Ohio (8-4) vs. Louisiana-Monroe (8-4)
December 28, 11:00 a.m.

The who-fell-further bowl. Both Ohio and ULM started off the year in blistering fashion, going a combined 13-3 before Halloween with wins over Penn State (Ohio) and Arkansas (ULM). But from that point on they combined for just three wins, dropping like stones from their respective conference races. Who can rebound better in the Independence Bowl? The teams are opposites on offense, with the Bobcats favoring the ground game and the Warhawks choosing to air it out. They both run a little option, but neither is particularly proficient on that side of the ball. That’s actually the good news, because both defenses are mediocre. With apologies to Ohio’s talented RB Beau Blankenship, ULM QB Kolton Browning is the best player in this game, which would lead me to favor the Warhawks here. However, I believe in the MAC and noticed that all three of the Bobcats’ season-ending losses came to quality teams. My general rule of going against the Sun Belt seems in play for this contest. The Bobcats will win.

Watchability: 2. There will probably be touchdowns, but neither team is that good.


Russell Athletic Bowl
Rutgers (9-3) vs. Virginia Tech (6-6)
December 28, 2:30 p.m.

Virginia Tech could really use a bounce-back performance here after one of the worst seasons of the Frank Beamer era. Going .500 in the ugly ACC this year was very surprising. However, this may the perfect team to catch at the right time. Rutgers looks better on paper, with a superior record and better stats. There’s just one problem: they’re not good. I’ve seen the Scarlet Knights multiple times this year and a pretty good defense is about the only thing the team has going for it. All their numbers are inflated by playing in the terrible Big East. VT is by no means a great squad or even an above-average one, but overall their athletes still match up favorably with those of Rutgers. Look at the Scarlet Knights’ offense. Even playing in the Big East, the team averaged fewer than 350 yards per game offensively. That’s horrendous. They also lost their final two games, whereas Tech won the last two to sneak into a bowl. Despite what the records say, I see the Hokies winning this game.

Watchability: 2. Just because I’m picking the upset doesn’t mean it will be exciting.


Meineke Car Care Bowl of Texas
Minnesota (6-6) vs. Texas Tech (7-5)
December 28, 6:00 p.m.

Ah, we meet again! The Golden Gophers and Red Raiders will battle for the first time since Minnesota’s epic collapse in the 2006 Insight Bowl. Now, none of the current players will remember it and the coaches are both different, but it’s the principle of the thing that counts. In that regard, I predict UM will be out for revenge in this game. It probably wouldn’t even matter if they were, though. Minnesota beat only Purdue and Illinois following its 4-0 start, not exactly a confidence booster in the Worst Big Ten of All Time. Tech had some bad performances in the second half of the season as well, but did have a couple of very impressive ones too, going 7-5 in the super-deep Big 12. Fun fact: the Gophers don’t have a single player over 1,000 yards passing, rushing or receiving. In this age of offensive-minded football, that’s astounding. Mike Leach may be gone but the Red Raiders can still toss it around like nobody’s business, and seeing as neither of these teams is very interested in defense that matchup favors TTU. Red Raiders, big.

Watchability: 2. You can bet on some Texas Tech TD passes, but this could otherwise be unwatchable.


And that’s it through next Friday. Come back next week when the bowl overload hits and we’ll really have some fun. BCS games! Conference-versus-conference bragging rights! More old white guys getting hired as coaches over equally qualified minority candidates! We’ll have a ball. A FOOT ball, that is.

Thursday, December 13, 2012

And so it begins... for the last time... in 2012


It’s bowl time. While the FCS and lower levels of college football hold their silly playoffs to determine a champion on the field, the much more logical FBS will stage a 35-game postseason in the court of public opinion, following which one of two teams will be voted as the best in the land. Not officially, mind you; the NCAA recognizes no football champion at the FBS level. But the BCS is what we’ve got.

Aside from the delightful and heartbreaking Army-Navy contest this past weekend there were no games. The Heisman was handed to a freshman, a couple of coaches moved around and the All-American teams were announced. This was all rather boring compared to the actual season the awards were supposed to celebrating. There was minor controversy over the choice of Johnny Manziel, but he had a great year. I wouldn’t have picked him, but there have been worse Heisman winners. Much worse, in fact.

The bowl season is long and largely unwatchable, even for me. However, I’ll still slog through the matchups and give the best preview I can. The guide will include my general predictions along with how viewable each game will be for the average person on a scale of 1-5 (all times Pacific). Here are this week’s games:


Gildan New Mexico Bowl
Nevada (7-5) vs. Arizona (7-5)
December 15, 10:00 a.m.

Arizona and Nevada both rode a wild rollercoaster of a 2012 season. The Wolf Pack upset Cal in their opener and bolted to a 6-1 start, then won only once more the rest of the way. The win was against New Mexico. ‘Zona got the Rich Rod era off to a fantastic start at 3-0 with an upset of ranked Oklahoma State, then lost three straight (two very close) to start conference play. A blowout of Washington and an upset of USC had the Wildcats in position to win the South, but they went 2-2 with wins over lowly Colorado and Utah. Both teams faced a fair amount of disappointment but are also happy to be in the postseason. I doubt either of these weak defenses can slow down talented dual-threat quarterbacks Cody Fajardo and Matt Scott. Arizona is worse statistically, but that comes from playing in the Pac-12. There’s potential for an upset here, as the Wildcats don’t have a great bowl history, but I’m still going with ‘Zona.

Watchability: 3. There will be scoring. Count on it.


Famous Idaho Potato Bowl
Toledo (9-3) vs. Utah State (10-2)
December 15, 1:30 p.m.

I can’t believe this game is so early in the schedule. As long as you don’t mind the venue, this is a must-watch. Toledo lost three games by one touchdown, barely missing out on the MAC Championship. USU lost two games by a total of five points. These are two quality mid-majors, among the best in the country. Playmakers abound. The Rockets feature a lighting-quick dual-threat QB in Terrance Owens, perhaps the league’s best tailback in David Fluellen and a great receiving target in Bernard Reedy. The Aggies can counter with sophomore sensation runner-passer Chuckie Keeton and do-everything back Kerwynn Williams. This should be a high-scoring affair and I really have no idea who will win. Toledo is a better passing team, Utah State is better at rushing, but both squads run the spread and run it well. Weather could be a factor in Boise; the Aggies would have the advantage in a wet and cold environment and are closer to home.

Watchability: 4. The schools involved aren’t exactly big-time so this gets a small downgrade.


San Diego County Credit Union Poinsetta Bowl
BYU (7-5) vs. San Diego State (9-3)
December 20, 5:00 p.m.

It was a disappointing year for BYU, who entered 2012 with BCS aspirations and lost four close games en route to a 7-5 record. SDSU lost three games by respectable margins to good teams early on and won its final seven, including an unheard-of upset of Boise State on the blue turf. The Aztecs are probably feeling invincible at this point, but the Cougars remain a formidable foe. In fact, I’m picking BYU in this game. The two offenses are roughly similar – decent in both aspects – but BYU has a big edge defensively. The Cougars have a lot of talent on that side and the Aztecs don’t really have great weapons. QB Ryan Katz is okay, but unspectacular. BYU probably isn’t going to be lighting up the scoreboard so this will be a decent game, but I’m not confident in SDSU’s ability to consistently move the ball.

Watchability: 1. We’re looking at a low-scoring, defensive contest, with a pair of non-marquee teams.


Beef ‘O’ Brady’s Bowl St. Petersburg
Central Florida (9-4) vs. Ball State (9-3)
December 21, 4:30 p.m.

This is another solid pair of mid-major teams. I originally had UCF as my pick to win the Conference USA before the Knights were banned from the postseason. Then the school won its appeal with the NCAA and nearly made my prediction come true, right up until the heartbreaking loss in the title game. Ball State got hammered by Clemson early, then rebounded to become the third-best team in the MAC. Unfortunately, they lost to the two teams above them and were left out of the conference title game. Ball State has been superior offensively but the Cardinals’ defense is atrocious, allowing at least 22 points in every game. The Knights aren’t spectacular, but rank 29th overall in scoring defense despite playing in the wide-open Conference USA. While there’s potential for Ball State to explode at any moment, I expect UCF to control this game because of its defense and experience. The Knights have played in a bowl three of the past four seasons and have consistently been a team that scares BCS programs. Ball State is coming off three consecutive non-winning seasons and has gone through two coaches since playing in the postseason. Central Florida should win.

Watchability: 3. These are pretty good mid-majors and UCF’s Storm Johnson might be a future star at RB.


The potential dissolution of the Big East notwithstanding, there was little new news this week. That will surely change as we draw close to the meat of the bowl schedule. The coaching carousel has just begun to spin. Once the NFL gets involved, things will really get topsy-turvy. There is still nearly a month’s worth of pro games before the firings get into full swing.

As for the Big East’s basketball schools, I’m glad they’re finally standing up for themselves. I know it’s not the Big East’s fault that it has been raided multiple times, but at a certain point the league really needed to look at itself in the mirror and definitively decide how it wanted its future to unfold. That never happened; instead the conference always took the easy way out by grabbing at the best and closest mid-major programs, with little regard to how those schools fit into the Big East culturally or academically. Eventually, the strategy was going to bite the Big East. Moreover, eventually it was just going to run out of available schools. It’s no wonder the non-football members got fed up. Perhaps the best thing now is to simply put the whole league out of its misery.

Happy thoughts. See you next week.

Wednesday, December 5, 2012

Love America and watch Army-Navy


The choice is yours. Notre Dame or Alabama. One side represents all the false tradition and pageantry nonsense that drives college football, while the other represents the win-at-all-costs attitude that has corrupted college football. And you thought Americans were disenchanted with the election.

In theory, matching two of the winningest and most storied programs of all time (both are in the top five, without a doubt) is great for college football. Commentators will say it drives up ratings and increases interest in the sport, which is of course completely ridiculous. If you haven’t noticed, college football is doing just fine on its own. In fact, according to a January Harris poll (not THE Harris Poll), the sport will soon become America’s second-most popular behind only the NFL.

It isn’t 1980 anymore. College football plays Tuesday through Friday and all day Saturday now, with a plethora of channels and networks to choose from. That’s not even mentioning internet viewing. Regional blindness is dying because everyone can see any team they want play. College football doesn’t need Notre Dame or Alabama or USC or Texas in big games to increase viewership in 2012. Analysts need to realize this is a very different game, on and off the field, than it was 20, 10, or even five years ago.

From last weekend’s slate: Georgia gave Alabama a much closer game than anticipated, but it’s worth noting that the score was not indicative of ‘Bama’s superiority. UGA needed to turn a blocked field goal into a touchdown to really be competitive, and until the Bulldogs’ last-gasp final drive they had been outgained by 200 yards in the contest. The Crimson Tide were clearly the better team.

The rest of the conference championships were just as thrilling (Big Ten title game notwithstanding). Florida State took its sweet time putting away Georgia Tech – no surprise there – and UCLA showed that, yeah, they might have sandbagged it last week against Stanford. Oklahoma pulled out a close win over TCU, only to have it all be for naught when K-State grabbed a closer-than-the-score showed win over Texas. Then there were the mid-major title games (Note: I’m including the Big East in this group).

The Conference USA Championship was appropriately thrilling and went to overtime following one of the most bizarre plays I’ve ever seen. Tulsa prevailed 33-27 after blocking UCF’s field goal attempt. The MAC Championship on Friday was equally as exciting, as Northern Illinois pulled out a double-OT win despite nearly handing the game back to Kent State. In the process the Huskies earned themselves a BCS berth.

What both of these contests showed, though, wasn’t that there are talented mid-major teams out there. We already knew that. Rather, it demonstrated just how small the gap is between those leagues and the Big East, which will lose the equivalent of automatic-qualifying status in 2014 and desperately needed to lose it three years ago. Watching the ugly slog that was Louisville’s 20-17 win over Rutgers, could anyone honestly say that it was a major-conference game? It sure felt like a battle between lower-level schools, which is one reason why I have no problem with NIU in the Orange Bowl. More on that later.

As for the rest of the roundup: there were a few blowouts and weird surprises Saturday, from Baylor’s upset of Oklahoma State to Cincinnati forcing a four-way tie for the Big East crown and Wisconsin hammering Nebraska to return to Rose Bowl. I had a feeling Wisconsin might win and said as much, but no one predicted anything quite like that. College football is crazy sometimes. The final game of the regular season is this week in Philadelphia, where we get Army versus Navy.

Top 25

1) Alabama

Apparently no force exists in football to stop this train. If ‘Bama takes out Notre Dame – and they’ll be favored – it would go down as one of the biggest wins of new millennium. USC and Miami (FL) dropped the ball at this threshold in 2005 and 2002, respectively. A Tide win would cement the team’s place as the dynasty of the 2010’s.

2) Notre Dame

It’s nice to not belong to a conference and miss out on a conference title game. Now the Irish must wait roughly five weeks to hear all about how they have no chance against bigger, stronger, faster Alabama. The precedent has been set for an upset here; a lot will depend on the work of Brian Kelly and his staff.

3) Oregon

The Ducks will likely finish second or third with another win. Standing in their way is the team presumed to be their partner in the BCS Championship, Kansas State. Oregon will be favored, but physical defenses have stung this team in the past. It will be interesting to see how UO attacks the Wildcats defense.

4) Florida

A brilliant defense and a cover-your-eyes offense… SEC teams really have figured this thing out. What’s scary is that this team was one Georgia meltdown from going 12-0. Every time I saw the Gators I wondered how they were winning, yet they, like Notre Dame, seemed to come up with one or two plays whenever needed.

5) LSU

After seeing the SEC Championship and remembering that this is indeed the nation’s best conference, I jumped the Tigers over Ohio State. The Buckeyes would have been bounced from the SEC race early. LSU is a very talented, very flawed team (not unlike Florida), but for all their foibles they’re still superior to OSU.

6) Ohio State

The Big Ten is so bad, we’ll never really know how good this team was. The lack of a bowl matchup against another elite team is a shame, though I think most people would expect the Buckeyes to get exposed in ugly fashion. At least Urban Meyer has something to build on for the future.

7) Kansas State

It was good to see KSU get rewarded for all its hard work with a BCS berth rather than an Oklahoma team that underachieved. Missing out on the BCS again would have been painful, particularly after being relegated to the Cotton Bowl last season. Oregon is a formidable foe, though.

8) South Carolina

The rule limiting the BCS to two teams from one conference was supposed to hurt Georgia because of how great the Bulldogs allegedly are, but how about the team that spanked them? I don’t care if half the team is on injured reserve; I watched that game and UGA isn’t in the same class as Carolina.

9) Stanford

Give the Tree credit for persevering through a silly championship game they, by all rights, shouldn’t have had to play. With that said, Stanford sure was lucky to escape UCLA Friday night. The game swung on a couple of huge plays; without them, the Cardinal would have been in the kind of hole their offense isn’t designed to climb out.

10) Texas A&M

Johnny Football is headed to New York and the Aggies are headed to the Cotton Bowl to face former league foe Oklahoma. A win here would sure make the Big 12 look bad. Heisman winners aren’t known for stellar bowl performances, though. I don’t think Manziel deserves the Heisman, but he’s probably the favorite.

11) Georgia

Georgia kept the game closer than expected, so I didn’t move them down. There’s not a real argument for them to be higher, though; there’s no denying the fact the Bulldogs lucked into their only good win of the season and lost to the other top teams they played. They’ve improved from last season, but not that much.

12) Oklahoma

All the whining about Oklahoma getting jobbed by the BCS… are ESPN’s analysts huge OU homers, or do they just have bad memories? Here’s what the average fan remembers about the Sooners’ BCS history: Losing two title games, losing to Boise State, losing to West Virginia, losing another title game. We’re supposed to feel bad for this program?

13) Oregon State

No, it wasn’t the Beavers’ 77-3 pasting of poor Nicholls State that compelled me to jump them up from 20th. It was the overall body of work, along with several upsets and awful wins above them (looking at you, Florida State). OSU got a great draw and has a fantastic opportunity against Texas in the Alamo Bowl.

14) Florida State

I kind of like this Seminoles team and they’re much better than Georgia Tech, so I was actually rooting for them to beat my beloved Yellow Jackets. That is, until the fourth quarter, when FSU’s putrid play turned me spitefully against them. THAT’S how you play with a BCS berth on the line? Ugh.

15) Clemson

The best thing the ACC could have asked for was that Clemson not play this weekend, as the other two league members who got embarrassed by SEC rivals last week did a fair job of ruining the conference’s reputation further in the ACC title game. Of course, now the Tigers get LSU, so there’s trouble on the horizon again.

16) UCLA

Well, it was fairly obvious the Bruins didn’t give a full faith effort last week. Stanford seemed as shocked as everyone that UCLA wasn’t simply folding, and to be honest was quite lucky to not be in a must-throw situation the entire second half. The outcome was nothing to be ashamed of, but UCLA is in agony knowing that they played the better game.

17) Northern Illinois

You’ll notice I have the Huskies one spot out of BCS qualifying position. Fortunately, my vote doesn’t count, though I would have let this team be a BCS-buster too. I’ll get into specifics more later, but for now it’s enough to say that if Louisville is a BCS team, nothing should be complaining about NIU.

18) Nebraska

I would have dropped the Cornhuskers farther but there was eventually a floor they had to hit above the rest of the mid-majors. Giving up 70 points – and it could have been much more – is about the most embarrassing moment in this proud school’s history. When you consider that the Rose Bowl was on the line, it’s just baffling.

19) Utah State

It hurts to see such an interesting and quality team get stuck in one of the WAC’s awful postseason destinations, but such is life as a West Coast mid-major. This could very well go down as the Aggies greatest season ever, as huge step for a perennially downtrodden program.

20) Penn State

Outside of the pair of messy losses to open the season PSU was almost flawless. Bill O’Brien has been rightfully lauded for the impossible task he took on this year. Though darker days surely loom for a team in the Nittany Lions’ position, 2012 can only be seen as promising for putting the worst scandal in sports history firmly in the past.

21) Kent State

A BCS bowl would surely have been sweet. But Kent State is still going bowling for just the second time in history (and first in 40 years). The miraculous overtime finish in the MAC title game also obscured the fact that the Golden Flashes were vastly outplayed. NIU might have a chance in the Orange Bowl; Kent wouldn’t have.

22) San Jose State

Good to see another one of the little guys get a much-deserved bowl spot. The Spartans have only played in the postseason once since 1990 and were the dregs of the NCAA just two years ago, going 1-12. This season? 10-2, with losses to only the WAC and Pac-12 champions. Not too shabby.

23) Boise State

After winning the tiebreaker atop the Mountain West Boise gets to climb back into the rankings. Nothing about this team thrills you like the Kellen Moore squads of old, but another double-digit win season is impressive, considering how much the Broncos lost. Now… can they keep Chris Peterson?

24) Northwestern

It might seem strange to have the Wildcats above a Michigan team that defeated them, but Northwestern won one more game and had no business losing to the Wolverines; the tip ball that set up overtime in that game was one of the luckiest plays of the year. However, they’ll probably go out and get embarrassed against Mississippi State, because that’s what the Big Ten does.

25) Michigan

Speaking of embarrassing yourself against the SEC, guess who South Carolina is playing in the Outback Bowl? Yes, it’s Michigan, back in the rankings for the first time since the beginning of the year. To be fair, this isn’t a bad team, but it’s not a great one either, and playing in the woeful Big Ten won’t be nearly enough of a tune-up for the Gamecocks.

Pac-12 Report

I’ve already said my piece about the Pac-12 Championship. Safe to say, UCLA could have – and probably should have – won the game. The second-quarter pick-six that wasn’t was huge for Stanford; without it, the Bruins go up 21-7 and put a ton of pressure on the Cardinal passing attack in the second half. The miraculous touchdown that tied the game at 24-all was also a killer. Just one of those days where the ball didn’t bounce UCLA’s way.

With the bowl order now set, we can look ahead to the league’s chances in the postseason. The Pac-12’s weak bowl tie-ins usually hurt the conference, but in this case they could serve to elevate its reputation going into 2013. I’ll be back with more detailed analysis in my bowl preview, but it’s probably already safe to say that the majority of the conference’s teams will be favored. In particular, both the BCS participants (Stanford and Oregon) will absolutely be favored. There’s a lot of potential for the Pac-12 with these matchups.

Heisman Watch

I firmly believe that Marqise Lee is the best player in the country and a lot of analysts still agree with me. However, going 7-5 is inexcusable to a lot of Heisman voters, and as a result we’re going to see one of the strangest and most lackluster ceremonies in the award’s history, featuring a senior, a freshman and a linebacker.

Of the three finalists, I’d most prefer to see Collin Klein win. He had exactly one less than stellar game and is unquestionably the player most valuable to his team in all of college football. I made out my case against Manziel and Te’o last week; both guys are good players but neither should seriously be getting first-place votes. They wouldn’t have a chance if the Heisman establishment wasn’t so region-weighted. Manziel will carry Texas/the South, with Te’o taking the Midwest/old voters who want like Notre Dame. Klein’s biggest crime is playing at Kansas State, a traditional lightweight with little media buzz. What a system.

Random Thoughts and Observations

The move to 12 and 14-team conferences has been dizzying and strange. But imagine the difficulty in adjusting a schedule to account for 13 teams. That’s just what the MAC has had to do recently. It took me forever to work out, but this is how the league devised an eight-game schedule with uneven divisions: all six members of the six-team division (East) played the other five members of the East and three teams from the West. The seven-team division (West) had three members play the other six teams in the West and two inter-divisional games, while the other four members played five divisional games and three cross-division games with the East. What madman would want a 13-team league?

Speaking of the MAC, there was a lot of surprise and in some cases outrage when Northern Illinois was selected to the Orange Bowl. The usually (relatively) unbiased ESPN analysts tore the decision apart during the selection show, saying it was a crime that other quality teams like Georgia, Oklahoma and LSU were being left behind by this scourge of humanity that is the 2012 NIU Huskies. Well, they didn’t go quite that far, but it was close.

I found these arguments laughable and will now proceed to dismantle every one of them. Listen closely:

First, NIU was slammed for bumping out another “great” team. Well, everyone signed up to play by the same rules, and those rules say that only two teams from any conference can play in the BCS. Alabama and Florida are in. Sorry, rest of the SEC. You knew what you had to do, and you didn’t get it done. This was going to happen anyway. Who exactly are the Huskies cheating here? Oklahoma? Clemson? The Sooners have won one BCS game in the last decade, and it was a game nobody wanted to see against 8-4 Big East champ Connecticut. America is sick of seeing the OU flop on the big stage. As for Clemson, I think the last two weeks proved pretty conclusively that the ACC shouldn’t be getting more than one team in the BCS.

The second argument is that Northern Illinois, with its weak conference, didn’t play enough good opponents to earn a BCS berth. This argument is threefold. First, it says that playing in the MAC should be reason enough to bar the Huskies. Well, this might come as a shock to some people, but the MAC is the best mid-major conference in the country. The only league with an argument is the Mountain West, but while the top of the MWC is great, it lacks the depth of the MAC. Both of those conferences, by the way, are ranked ahead of the AQ-status Big East, which gets an automatic bid to the BCS. If Louisville is getting in, NIU should get in.

The second part of the strength-of-schedule argument says that the previous BCS busters were more worthy because they all went undefeated. Yes, the Huskies have a loss, but the fact that they still made the BCS speaks much more to the declining quality of college football this season than anything else. Previous BCS busters HAD to go undefeated to stand a chance. Because of their work, people have become more accepting of mid-majors, boosting those schools’ poll positioning. If the Big East, ACC and Big Ten weren’t so terrible, NIU wouldn’t have gotten a shot.

Finally, there’s the notion that all the previous BCS busting-teams not only went undefeated, but also had quality wins out-of-conference that made them worthy. ESPN’s Kirk Herbstreit (who is normally very good) claimed as much during his indignant rant during the selection show. I’m sure he believed what he was saying was true; unfortunately, this is a subject where it’s not good to challenge me: college football history. That’s why I have to offer an equally indignant “Au contraire” to Herbstreit.

Several of the BCS busters played absolutely nobody during the regular season. That’s why it was controversial they were selected. In fact, it happened as recently as 2010: TCU’s Rose Bowl Champion team beat exactly one good team before that game (fellow mid-major Utah, who went 10-3). What’s impressive about that? The 2004 Utah squad’s (the original BCS busters) best win was over a 7-5 Texas A&M team. Are we to believe THAT got the Utes to the Fiesta Bowl? How about that legendary Boise State team of 2006? Their best win was over a four-loss Oregon State team. What about 2007 Hawai’i? Their only impressive victory was over 10-3 Boise State. Shall I continue?

In truth, only the 2008 Utah and 2009 TCU teams really faced a gauntlet of good opponents, and in both cases it wasn’t because the programs had scheduled aggressively. There just happened to be other quality teams in the Mountain West in those years. Northern Illinois is worthy of the BCS because the downturns in major conferences allowed the Huskies a foot in the door and they took advantage. Don’t blame them for getting a small break in a system that so blatantly favors the major conferences it’s been subject to antitrust lawsuits. Be happy that the little guys get a chance once more.

The bowl preview is next week. Go Huskies.